Dom's birthday party at liang court, partyworld.

this post is way too late. but it's ok. happy belated dom. still pictures of jes's belated birthday not uploaded. :)

Jokes

Lawyers, You Can't Live With or Without Them

A man went to his lawyer and told him "My neighbour owes me $500 and he
doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?
"Do you have any proof ?",asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said
the lawyer.
"But, it's only $500!" replied the man.
"Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need,"
said the lawyer.

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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If
you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to
you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim
and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice,
pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite,
cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and
without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or
hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or
kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of
his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the
cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to
law school.. He graduated with honours, and then went home to join his
father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and
said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've
been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for
ten years.

Shocking isn it? :)

Personality test

There
are only 4 questions but the results are very
interesting. I was kind of shocked by what
some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor
what pops into your mind when the questions present
themselves.

http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

Orchid Ambassadors for Singapore Tourism Board

some pictures of us before the event started. there will be more pictures coming up during the event itself!

my hair's in ribbon shape. :) they painted a flower on my back too, but cos it's smudged, i'll get another better picture. :)

process of making up and hair styling.

Ana Lu

i think Lindsay's super pretty. :)

tiring but fun! at least it's much better working for STB than working for Subaru. haha. there are tons of guests, 6 of us. our jobs are just to distribute orchids and pamphlets, mingle around, the usual taking pictures session, smile and to beautify the floating platform! PR skills needed definitely, but with free wine and beer! we secretly ate their food though. haha. loads of caucasians there, and the guys are the usual 'buayas'(crocodiles in malays). well, they will chat you up and say some nonsense, and you just have to entertain, it's that simple, with an occassional holding of waists, shoulders and all when taking pictures definitely. im not particularly bothered anyway, as long as i had fun, i'm satisfied. :)

more pictures of the lovely subaru ladies. :)

Random

Updates of my cute Lakz :)

Still as naughty as ever.

what has gotten into me? it's seriously getting into me and i totally hate it. i'm not that me anymore, nothing can affect me but now, everything seems different. im fucking affected. please tell me i'm just being way over sensitive and i should seriously stop it. i mean what's there to be so affected, there are definitely better ones if it aint gonna work. but i cant help it. god, i dont want to put myself thru any agony again. it hurts and it takes a damn time to heal. by hook or by crook, i have to stop all this crap that's in me.

some pictures of the motorshow.

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continue pushing, you'll soon know the consequence of it.

ohmygod! i haven check out own blog for weeks! goodness. been busy for the past 11days, was working for Subaru at the motorshow. yes, standing 8hrs shift with heels and smiling to the damn cameras the whole damn day makes it damn tiring. but i have to say it was fun working with the girls. 11 of us, kanny, jennifer, jamie, jinyuan, wanting, melissa, maggie, helena(replaced by iko aft tt due to some visa probs), vanessa and yvonne. you girls were great, a pleasure knowing you girls. :)

Subaru, subaru, well, working for them aint easy. their welfare sucks big time. we got scolded umpteen times, treated like dirt by the women with low positions. i mean cmon, we are chosen by your boss, not by them. they have no rights to criticise any of us seriously. what does it mean by not even worth our price? haha. glamorous my ass. :)

pictures will be uploaded soon definitely. :)

anyway, i'm feeling super guilty now, keep forgetting ppl's birthday. sister ivan, u arent the only one. i'm so so so sorry. happy belated birthday k. i really didn know it's on the 30th sept. haha. and u know i'll post the pictures. :) nice what. you dont look like a polar bear. anyway, i owe you one. pls try to make urself free one of these days. :(

okok. i need my beauty sleep, falling sick! :(